Top 10 Cheesiest Jokes

Counting down the days until you can enjoy the weekend sun? Well, don’t let the back to work blues get you down! Start your days with a bit of a chuckle and the time will fly by.

We have collected ten of the cheesiest and most hilarious jokes for you to share around the office. Together, and with a little bit of cheese, we can all escape those end of holiday blues.

 

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
“Halloumi!”

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?
“Marscapone”

When is it hard to see cheese?
“When its pasteurised”

What cheese to beavers like?
“Edam”

What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
“Blue Cheese”

What hotel do mice stay in?
“The Stilton”

What happened after an explosion at a local cheese factory?
“All that was left was de-brie”

Did you hear about the cheese that failed to when a medal at the Olympics?
“It fell at the final curdle.”

What do you call a curly haired cheese?
“Parmesan”

Did you hear about the cheesy comedian?
“He had some crackers!”